Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Bastards


9-11 Never forget.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Bum Steer



There's this BBQ joint that I like to eat dinner at sometimes, they serve beef brisket on thick white homemade bread. I'm gonna call that my "Bum Steer" nights.

Wednesday, July 7, 2010



I find it ironic that birds are the first thing up in the morning and this is the animal they use as a example of being lazy. They should have chose a dead person.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

What's Her Name


The dude who carries this mug around is an a-hole.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

I want a perfect secretary



Because you want to rape her?

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

I'm the Tooth Fairy



This is a terrible way to tell your kid you're the Tooth Fairy. "Hey kid here's a scolding hot cup of coffee and oh by the way I've been leaving my spare change under your pillow."

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Mothers are forever..

Are they forever? Cause that would be a scientific miracle.

MORE BRAINS!

You've got red on you.

Protest Flab

Barack Obama = Change.


Hi Y'all

Expensive

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Did anyone tell you today?

This is probably my favorite mug to date. It says "I appreciate you."

The Queen of my Heart

fill it with hot coffee and then throw it in his face.


Things happen for a reason...


I do believe.

Monday, April 6, 2009

PIGOUT

I actually saw this mug in person this week, highlight of my Sunday. That's either really sad, or really awesome.

I've Got the Hots for You.

Now I will proceed to punch you in the face.