Udder Cool

Get me some beef brisket and a fork.

Nightmare

Please don't bite me Mr. Oates.

I Love Michael Jackson.

Doesn't everyone....

My Favorite Animal

In case you didn't know.

You're lookin' at my gut aren't you!?

bread dough.

Master

forgive me for I am terrific at all things therefore I need to have a mug to tell me I am a Master.

mr.dad

Watched Mr. Mom again this week starring the lovable Michael Keaton. This didn't happen in the movie.

Fire Thunder

Fire Thunder. Rock.

Genuine

Genuine Piece of Crap.

You are the love of my son's life.

I want to go to there.

Life is mystery

Feeling deep today.

Kiss My Misletoe.

yes please.

Treat yourself to something special.

that's what she said.

Peter Puck

You tried so hard. God Bless You!

Morris on Tour

How did I miss this? I demand a reunion tour.

It's fun to be a friend!

RIP

Sister...

One from the personal collection....

Good god! A friend, a smile AND a rainbow all in one...my head is exploding.

Believe in the Magic of your Dreams

Your magic is real.

Senior American Optimist

...is someone who marries at 85.

Another passive aggressive mug my mother would give me with possibly a bag of jelly beans inside of it. And then hand me a package with two steaks inside of it and she would say something like "Invite someone over to for dinner." or "Don't eat them both at once." (both true stories).

Souper Grandpa

What? Souper Grandpas? disgusting.

Some Bunny Loves You...

Gross! Is that bunny m-ing to the one?

Swiner Things

"The swiner things keep shining through..the way my soul gets lost in you."
-the ever amazing Mr. Steve Winwood

Mr. Right

Meet the mug my passive aggressive mother would give me and say, "I heard your nice looking cousin got a divorce recently."

You're the Greatest

You are.

Rosaletta

And I shall call her "Rosaletta".

Only Woman Understand

Custard is the new cream.

Master of Disaster

I PREDICT PAIN! noughsaid.

Peter

In case you forget.

World's Greatest Dieter

I feel like this is a mug you give to someone who isn't dieting.

Boone's Farm

Classy people only.

Beary Cool Dad

Is it me or is this the bear version of Kayne West?

Florida Panther Refuge

Panthers are my BFF's.

Cowboy

You gotta be a real man when you drink out of this mug and be wearing a Bolo Tie.

Ukulele Chords

Nerd move.

I've decided to quit my job

do it.

Axel's

I'm not sure what a 'backstubb' is but I hope it has something to do with amputees and cottage cheese.

Dad

Your dad's a clown school grad too?

We did it!

Is this a potty training mug for all those coffee drinking toddlers?

The Bowlers Prayer

Lord give me grace to see that I have a bowling mug there for I am a douche.

Tahra

I wish my name was Tahra. A. Because I could have this sweet mug and B. I could finally fulfill my dream of being a trapeze artist.

Batman

The People demand comments...so I'm going to give it to them...hard.

P.S. For those of you who don't know that's Batman...he likes dudes.

Never tell a caller that you're home alone.

Rick!

Eat Beans!

America Needs the Gas

Jesus Love's Me!

Chief

If you need a mug to prove your a chief you're no chief at all....you're a douche.

Gummi Bears

COFFEE DRINKERS MAKE BETTER LOVERS

D is for Donkey

He is strong and so wise
And so very gentle
A ride I advise

I Love Amish Country

beards and men in black. done.